Dear Cat Overlords,
You got me at the first "cat". I am forever your slave. This is a photo of my owner, Pandore, who likes to punish me from time to time by napping on my lap, blocking access to my keyboard with her majestic fluffy body, and by waking me up in the middle of the night, usually to complain loudly about my lack of enthusiasm for playing with her.
She is however forever magnificent and I will keep doing everything in my power to serve my master.
Human Slave Tina